makes me happy: coffee, cartoons, capsaicin
makes me sad: the misuse of words, in particular the words 'literally' and 'unique', empty bottles, those darn kids these days
vices: cigarettes, whiskey, procrastination
thoughts on sg: It's okay
occupation: layabout
gets me hot: molecular motion
favorite position: supine
CIGARETTES: I have black lungs
MY DIET: Vegan
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard