In the unlikely case that someone actually looks at this….

My book, The Life of a Thief, was published last year by a teeny, tiny publisher based out of the state of Maine. You can find it here:

http://www.amazon.com/Life-Thief-Romance-David-McLain/dp/0984421971/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1284604641&sr=8-2-spell

If you buy the kindle version, it’s a whopping three bucks.

I never really know how to explain my book, as it’s thoroughly odd. I suppose you could say that it’s five novellas, each one a different genre, all of which make up a story of one Sean Edward La Roux, aka the Shrimp, whose life bares a starting resemblance to one Lancelot Du Lake. Or you could say it’s about the Life of a Thief. It’s extremely violent and deeply perverted.

I just read something I wrote awhile ago. It was really funny and I had no memory of writing it.