Dear venting board,
I am missing a part of my right middle finger.
Cut the tip off whilst cleaning a meat slicer in the deli. Went to the ER, and right after discharge went back to my store to file an incident report and piss in a cup (drug test policy). Thought I was being helpful by expediting the bureaucracy but no. Actually Rai, you have to come in tomorrow and fill things out with high management and have high management wait for you to piss in a cup because we can't be bothered to train our shift managers and our convenience is more important than trying to rehabilitate your missing flesh. Fuck that shit. My entire right hand is throbbing in sympathetic pain.
Sincerely, Rai
I am missing a part of my right middle finger.
Cut the tip off whilst cleaning a meat slicer in the deli. Went to the ER, and right after discharge went back to my store to file an incident report and piss in a cup (drug test policy). Thought I was being helpful by expediting the bureaucracy but no. Actually Rai, you have to come in tomorrow and fill things out with high management and have high management wait for you to piss in a cup because we can't be bothered to train our shift managers and our convenience is more important than trying to rehabilitate your missing flesh. Fuck that shit. My entire right hand is throbbing in sympathetic pain.
Sincerely, Rai
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raiparfait:
I'm sure the finger is quite tasty, as it'd be in with Italian Roast Beef seasoning Huge fan of puns.
klaudeman:
So you are saying someone might be able to get a finger sandwich?