am back, for a brief second, cos my little brothers left his precious computer unlocked! mahahahahahahaha!

so, am back with the parents, and the cat, who has responded by never shutting up and leaving hair everywhere. the dog has taken me on a walk, got me trained to give him food and is too excitable for his own good.

my goodness it's hot, but lovely!

my sister has adopted me, and is taking me to lots of pubs, and as a bonus, i now live near amber, so i can go into the deepest darkest depths of mansfield with her!

yesterday was amusing. after doing bits in town, and being good and going to the gym, me, my sister, my adopted sister (yay kirsten!) and another girl, gemma, got a picnic, and booze, and went to a local park where we enjoyed a game of cricket and drunk men playing football. then the chavs ruined it by driving their car onto the grass and playing 'doosh doosh doosh doosh' music.

so we went home, deciding to sit on the front lawn instead. here's the funny part. my little brother has a really shitty car, and got quite drunk on friday night. his car currently has a fucked passenger seat window at the front. saturday morning come around, he decided to fix it. it promptly shatters. oops. him and his friends go and salvage a car door from a junk yard. instead of removing the thing with hinges intact so they can simply put it on and respray, they cut it off.

ahem. we ladies sit on the front lawn watching 3 hungover 20 year olds trying to get the glass and the mechanism out of the door and put it into the old one. lalalala! we must look like pikeys. there is a skip on the front lawn (legitimately, my parents have never moved and nor would it seem, thrown anything away). ao far its the third time it's been filled. anyway, skip, fucked car with a different coloured bonet hood, hung over shirtless boys and the car stereo playing. all it needs now is for it to be on bricks instead of wheels.

oh yeah, how were they trying to get at the window? first off, the were using a normal saw, and hammers (face palm). then the electric saw came out. i think part of it may have caught fire at one part. we were debating whether or not to film it so when someone lost part of their hand or foot we could put it on you tube. sadly, or luckily (hey, it wouldn't have been me, more likely one of my brothers lackeys) whichever, this didn't happen.

i really hope this isn't our week long summer again.

next sunday i'm going to whitepost farm to feed the mishapen cows and poke grumpy chinchillas (the rodents, not the dogs.)