I have been helping my neighbor with a big landscaping project and it has proven to hazardous to my well being. Date night after trying to kill myself all day was not one of my better ideas and showing up smelling like a Ben-Gay factory was a real winner. the true topper was falling asleep at the table when she went to the ladies room, Too funny.
Damn do I owe her big for that one. I think I'll just book her an massage for next weekend.