Just wanted to say, I had a fuckin' blast at the "Pretty Things Peepshow" thursday night. The performers were insanely awesome. One performer stood out to me the most and that was Heather Holiday, such a sexy and beautiful woman able to do those insane acts of craziness like breath fire and swallow swords is ok in my book. Ill see you guys soon.

"Two lovers destined solely for each other are already dead; they die of ennui, of the slow agony of a love that feeds on itself."

I'm going to dedicate this blog to one of the GREATEST man to ever put on a pair of cowboy boots.Drum roooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllll please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That man is Chuck Norris, LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! For those ppl who don't know the man, the legend and the myth i'll include a few facts about the man also known as DA MAN!!!!!!!!!!

1. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

2. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

3. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

4. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

5. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

6. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

7. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.

8. Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

9. Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

10. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

11. The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

12. Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

13. Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

14. Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

15. Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Massacre.

16. Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

17. When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

18. Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

19. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

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20. Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

The purpose of this blog is to inform and inspire the SG community all over the world with pure awesomeness!!!

Well, It's been done. I did the prank & for a sec though I would be fired, LOL!!!!!! I laugh now but I was'nt laughing after it was all said & done & finally saw the reaction of my boss. Well, I thought it would be funny & while my boss was away build a hazardous containment in his office. So on one of the jobs I was checking on I took some materials for the prank which included caution tape which red danger asbestos, a roll of plastic sheeting I can hang in his office, I also had air pumps which measure the intake of asbestos.

So with the help of another co-worker who happenes to have a similar sense of humor & is sleeping with the bosses wife we began to transform his office to the office from hell. Pictures will be uploaded soon.

Everything was set up. The office was completely covered in the plastic sheeting with the caution tape hanging were everyone can see it and the pumps at a low hum. But what I didint know was that he had a meeting that morning. So when he showed up with the clients they all had a laugh but inside he was pissed & he showed it after by yelling at teh top of his lungs. He usually has a good sense of humor but under the circumstance I guess I understand why he wasnt to amused.

At teh end of the day I didint get fired he calmed down & didint say it but I think he realized he cant live without me, LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Practical jokes are a common practice on April Fool's Day. Sometimes, elaborate practical jokes are played on friends or relatives that last the entire day. I have one planned that will be awesome which I will elaborate after the deed is done. So let me know about any practical jokes that happened to any of you guys. I cant wait to hear them.

With the New Year just days away, now is the time I begin my thought process on what item I am willing to improve upon. Not that I am rushing by Christmas, but I give these thoughts some serious consideration. Then I will enivitably change my mind daily until the big day and then I stick with the one that is not crossed off of my process of eliminatiion list!

Here are my Top 5 New Year Resolutions.

1. Spend more time with family & friends.
2. Fit & fitness. Which will last probably 2 months, LOL!!!
3. Enjoy life more. Until I break a leg doing so, LOL!!!!
4. Get out of debt. Can' wait.
5. Learn something new. I'm a sponge ready to be soaked in knowledge.

What are yours?

Feel Useless and Worthless?
Well, you are. No, seriously, this is a typical problem in most cultures around the world. People tell their children (with words and actions) that they are no-good, worthless, useless drains on their parents' happiness, pocketbooks, and patience. Given this scenario, you get a lot of adults who became convinced as children that they were just no good, and they helpfully pass this attitude on to their children. Lovely predicament, eh?

Well, thankfully, they were wrong. Let's take useless first, it's easier. You cannot be classified as useless, because you aren't really supposed to have to make yourself useful. Look at the natural world. What is the use of a tree? Well, it has many uses, but it isn't TRYING to be useful. There's the difference. It's just doing what it wants (or so we assume) and in the process of doing that it does its job in the natural order of things. Despite all the rantings of moralists, you are in the same boat. The only way you are ever going to do an ounce of good in the world is to do what you want. Do what makes you happy, or at least what distracts you from your misery. Important Note: If you have an underdeveloped sense of empathy and enjoy doing things that harm others, ignore this advice and get professional help!

How, you may ask, does doing what you like do any good? Look around you. Look at people who seem to be trying very hard to be useful. Are they really doing good things for people? Or do they make everyone around them miserable with all their moral uppidyness and incessant busy bodying? I suspect it is the latter. The people who really do others some good are the people who are doing what they like and who aren't very interested in being useful. They are usually interesting to be around, because they are doing things that interest them. They are often fun to be around, because they appreciate fun and know how to laugh and not take anything too seriously. They inspire other people to figure out what it is that they want to do by example, thus causing more people to be interested in life and interesting to be around, fun loving, etc.

Out of all the people we meet in life, these people who are doing their own thing are the people who have the most profoundly positive impact on us and thus make our lives richer in the most fundamental, meaningful way. Can you really call that useless? Sure, working in a soup kitchen will feed people, but if you're being a martyr about it because you don't really want to be there, everyone around you will see right through you and hate you for being moralistic and insincere, and you will end up doing more harm than good. So, revel in your perfect uselessness. It's the useful thing to do.

What if everyone in the world just did what they wanted? Would it be anarchy? Well, that starts to get into the subject matter for our eventual companion page, How to Solve All the World's Problems.


Now, for Worthless...
If you can overcome the stigma of uselessness, you are halfway to getting over worthlessness. Because worthlessness is often just the moral judgment you place on yourself when you think you are useless. However, worthlessness goes deeper. Worthlessness implies that you don't even have a right to be here. You are not one of the blessed, you are one of the damned.

You see, there are really only two moral beliefs about people, either people are basically good, or they are basically bad. 99.9 percent of the world's population believes that people are basically bad, and that's a problem. If it's true that people are basically bad, then there is no hope for us; democracy is obviously doomed, and a benevolent monarchy is impossible because no basically bad person could stay benevolent once they had all that power.

Are people basically bad? Let's look at the facts. Once again, look at the people around you. Once you get to know them, you realize that:


Everyone is doing the best they can with what they have.
Everyone on the planet is in exactly the same state of moral worth, because we are all doing the best we can with what we have. Poor upbringings cause many people to not have much to do their best with, but hey, that's life. Criminals believe they are powerless, so breaking the social contract is the only way they think they can get what they need and manage to feel somewhat powerful. People without that hang-up can see that cooperation and respect are really how things get accomplished, but both of these types of people are simply trying to live a fulfilling life using the methods that they think have the best chance of working. So you see, people are basically good. They are all trying to do their best. They often just need some help overcoming inner demons and behavior patterns that aren't really working for them.

Obviously, you are in the same boat. You are doing the best you can with what you have. You are already living the most moral and correct life you know how to live. There is no more that you can do at this moment to be a better person. You are already a good person. You do not have to strive every moment to be better than it is possible for you to be. Smile at yourself. You're OK.

Now, it should be clear that you can improve. Not by beating yourself over the head for bad things you've done; those things couldn't be helped. You were just doing your best with what you had. What you can do is learn where your blind spots are. Watch others. People who at first glance are just plan old bad people are on further investigation suffering from horrendous misconceptions about how the world works. You also have misconceptions about the best way to get what you want. Find those misconceptions and wake up!

But, don't worry if your progress is slow and unsteady. You will make progress, but after all, you can only do the best you can with what you have. (Man, why did we beat this topic's catch phrase into the ground, over and over? Well, we were just doing, you know, that thing we said.)

We live in a world in which we need to share responsibility. It's easy to say 'It's not my child, not my community, not my world, not my problem.' Then there are those who see the need and respond. I consider those people my heroes.