age: 26 (Dec 28, 1985)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2009

occupation: space monster

stats: 60% of the time, it works every time

makes me sad: panda

heroes: Carl Sagan

body mods: i don't have tonsils or a right submandibular salivary gland

i lost my virginity: to a filthy hippy

makes me happy: the hockey

gets me hot: global warming