
age: 35 (Jun 21, 1976)
MEMBER SINCE: December 2002
occupation: Well I don't wait tables, fucker!
crush: She's also one of my vices.
body mods: I have a piercing sense of humor that will tattoo laughter in your mind
i lost my virginity: to a lesbian....but I didn't know it at the time....and I don't think she did either.
sign: Crabby
into: I guess I could always list my vices above and try to extrapolate on them....but I won't.
most humbling moment: I remember a time in the 3rd grade when I was sittng on a toilet at the school bathroom. Suddenly there was a banging on the door and I heard kids yelling Fire Fire! So I ran out the bathroom in a panic with my pants around my ankles. Pointing and laughing by a group of kids and I think a teacher followed.
gets me hot: Mmmm weather. Yeah I said it. That damn weather sure gets me hot. I just have to say the word "weather" and, yep...I'm hot now.
makes me happy: Video games, my friends, good stimulating conversation, good movies, storytelling, poetry, writing, music of all kinds, cooking, people watching, theater, acting...
fantasy: I wanna....li li li lick you from yo head to yo toes. I wanna mo mo mo move from the bed down to the down to the to the flo. I wanna ah ah, you make it so good I don't wanna leave. I gotta le let you know wha what's my fant-ta-ta-sy!
makes me sad: Animal cruelty, George Bush, lack of emotional control, lima beans, American Idol, abuse, my friends and loved ones being sad




What's new with me? I am still waiting for the damn commercial to air. I'm broke. I don't know if I will make rent on time since it is technically due today! I got myself in a seriously fucked up financial situation and I'm scrambling to find work. I've been praying more recently that it'll get better soon. It fucking HAS to.
I'll probably be catering parties soon...hopefully that will pay well. I've sold most of my DVDs and half of my CD collection and am now selling a bunch of shit on ebay. Here's hoping that will help.
Happy Fucking December.