age: 32 (May 05, 1980)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2009

occupation: tortilla wrangler

sign: Taurus

fantasy: wandering around Argentina or anything involving sexy librarians

into: morning cigarettes, good whiskey, people watching, video poker, coffee-flavored coffee, writing, used bookstores, comic book shops, keeping hydrated

makes me happy: conversation, coupons for smokes, finding out I have like $50 in change in my jar, making other people happy, greasy breakfast sandwiches, people singing along to 80's pop, sriracha sauce

makes me sad: when people say they're "not smart enough for _______," bad tippers, cars that lack tape decks, hallmark holidays