"One of my dearest and most long-term friends here. The phroggy is not only kind, but he's more fun that a bushel of toads and is soon to be my hubby in 26.5 years if everyone is dead and no one will have us. Can't beat that for insurance. Phroggmoulis is a true and caring friend."

"He's a phunn phrogg, and a phine phriend."

"He's a very nice man."