"philjones is one of the best things to be found in gold hill, oregon. seriously, he's up there with the world-famous house of mystery. he's the kind of guy i would want to have around if i was trying to survive on a desert island. i mean, he made a fucking bar out of a waterbed. how's that for resourceful?" -Abra Suicide.
"Drew is one sexy, bearded, tie-wearing, man of style. And he's funny, cooks and mixes mad awesome drinks. Talk about my idea of perfection." -Riz