You know how there are types of people that just irritate you right away? You don't know them, but you know you don't want to. I've figured out who that is for me: bathroom slobs.
In an office environment, you get know peoples' bathroom habits. I will end friendships over this, I shit (ha) you not!
Tip 1: Wash your hands. If you made a little tinkle, and your hands are yellow-free, I understand skipping this tip. If you took a dump... Wash. Your. Hands. There are people whose hands I will not shake now, no matter how rude I seem.
Tip 2: Walls are not where boogers go. Are we five? Seriously, there's TP right there.
Tip 3: If you make a toilet clog, tell someone. If you're too embarrassed, then pretend it was someone else. If you're a bad liar, hell, fix it yourself. What, are you above that station?
Tip 3: WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS
Tip 4: Keep your breathing and grunting under control. This whole thing is already distasteful; we don't need another instrument added to the orchestra. If this is really painful or taxing, see a doctor. Fiber One bars are 85 cents in the vending machine 30 feet away. EDIT: Whistling can be acceptable if you're good at it.
Tip 5: Seriously, if I get Pink Eye because you're scared of a little soap and water, I will find you.
Tip 6: For the fellas - aim.
In an office environment, you get know peoples' bathroom habits. I will end friendships over this, I shit (ha) you not!
Tip 1: Wash your hands. If you made a little tinkle, and your hands are yellow-free, I understand skipping this tip. If you took a dump... Wash. Your. Hands. There are people whose hands I will not shake now, no matter how rude I seem.
Tip 2: Walls are not where boogers go. Are we five? Seriously, there's TP right there.
Tip 3: If you make a toilet clog, tell someone. If you're too embarrassed, then pretend it was someone else. If you're a bad liar, hell, fix it yourself. What, are you above that station?
Tip 3: WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS
Tip 4: Keep your breathing and grunting under control. This whole thing is already distasteful; we don't need another instrument added to the orchestra. If this is really painful or taxing, see a doctor. Fiber One bars are 85 cents in the vending machine 30 feet away. EDIT: Whistling can be acceptable if you're good at it.
Tip 5: Seriously, if I get Pink Eye because you're scared of a little soap and water, I will find you.
Tip 6: For the fellas - aim.
I should like Live to Rise by Soundgarden, but I just don't. I mean, it's got the stuff that I tend to like: grunge and comics books. But, it's just so hollow. In terms of songwriting, it doesn't come anywhere close to the awesomeness of Spoon Man, Jesus Christ Pose, Rusty Cage or Outshined. Nowhere near at all! Just had to listen for a tenth time and made up my mind.
Today, I aced my motorcycle class! Yay! I can't ride for at least two months. Boo!
What bike should I get?
Today, I aced my motorcycle class! Yay! I can't ride for at least two months. Boo!
What bike should I get?
Random thoughts...
The mullet was the haircut of action stars. Anyone who had a mullet was making a strong statement: "I am a bad-ass motherfucker." So, who had the baddest mullet of them all?
I submit that the first and baddest mullet belonged to one who took a less-than-masculine approach.
The mullet was the haircut of action stars. Anyone who had a mullet was making a strong statement: "I am a bad-ass motherfucker." So, who had the baddest mullet of them all?
I submit that the first and baddest mullet belonged to one who took a less-than-masculine approach.
It took me a week, but I'm finally posting about Planet Comicon, which was at the Overland Park Trade Center in Kansas.
Fantastic! I had a ball! I got to meet Edward James Olmos, one of my heroes, and spend money on extremely nerdy stuff. I got a 2nd edition print of Ghost Rider #1 signed by Gary Friedrich, the character's creator! And, yes, Billy Dee Williams really is that smooth in real life.
Below is large pic of me meeting Tank Girl. That chick was spunky and fun - I crushed a little. Check out my pics for more fun nerdery.
Fantastic! I had a ball! I got to meet Edward James Olmos, one of my heroes, and spend money on extremely nerdy stuff. I got a 2nd edition print of Ghost Rider #1 signed by Gary Friedrich, the character's creator! And, yes, Billy Dee Williams really is that smooth in real life.
Below is large pic of me meeting Tank Girl. That chick was spunky and fun - I crushed a little. Check out my pics for more fun nerdery.
For this joke, my girlfriend keeps asking me to choke her during sex. I said, "Maybe I'm just old fashioned, but what's wrong with at the dinner table?"
Comicon tomorrow! Looking forward to shaking the hand of Edward James Olmos
Comicon tomorrow! Looking forward to shaking the hand of Edward James Olmos
The Jane's Addiction concert was amazing! I've been waiting a good chunk of my life to see those guys, and they did not disappoint. I added a few images in their own album.
I'm really trying to update my profile pic, but technical difficulties or shoddy picture-taking gets in the way. I promise there will be some good ones come next weekend at least. Planet Comicon!
I'm really trying to update my profile pic, but technical difficulties or shoddy picture-taking gets in the way. I promise there will be some good ones come next weekend at least. Planet Comicon!
I have some really shocking news. I don't know if you're ready for this... I, uh, didn't win the lottery. And I have a lot of gas tonight.
Who wants to see Jane's Addiction with me tomorrow?
Who wants to see Jane's Addiction with me tomorrow?
Last night I dreamt I won a million dollars in the lottery. So, this morning I bought my first ever lotto ticket. We can still hang when I'm super rich... Wellll, I'll have my people call yours.
Side note: Kung Fu Panda 2 started out weak, but then suddenly got awesome. Like, really awesome.
Side note: Kung Fu Panda 2 started out weak, but then suddenly got awesome. Like, really awesome.
