Nice. That is one great thing about being a guy. Just whip it out and go. No sqauting, no weird crouching tiger hidden dragon position to avoid peeing on your socks. Just shake it off and go. No worrying about bugs bitting you on the ass and you can haul ass pretty quickly if the cops come around.

It was really great talking to you. Thank you so much for calling me. It really means a lot.

Wait you can't piss on cement???

who wrote this rule????

and now you are a porta-john king!
god bless the phillipinos, they have the most menial jobs and they get it done.

you know my sarcasm just doesnt work wellon this site. but you also can't hear me laughing when i type it either

dude if you gotta go you gotta go. beside alleys are fair game if you ask me

I agree it was some good times. Next time I will remember to *pause* talk *pause* like *pause* this.

"The penis is coming out." Shit I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Sidewalker pisser. ahahahah.

I have pissed many of places. I had a friend that when we were trying to find a party in a hotel, pissed in the stairwell, which was carpeted.

Now when i piss on the side walk i write peteyrock was here