into: Mouseball scum. Cheetos. Little pocket flashlights, preferably LED. Black primer. Dual or twin anything. Badly airbrushed female celebrities. Bitter European chocolate from AmPm. Fake metal. Alf. Two hundred dollar Color Gameboy accessories. Old-ass pennies. Clever avatars. Jack in the Box commercials. Schpilkis, ad ginektigazoink. Spell check, strangely absent in my time of need. Snoogins. Any food without an expiration date. Personal air conditioners. Those little CDs. Pillow Forts. Meaningless, hidden user profiles. Did I say Alf already? Alf. Chimichangas. Reverse mind-fucks. Rechargable batteries, especially the yellow variety. Pepe the Prawn, okay.

makes me happy: Entropy.

makes me sad: The military made me stupid.

5 things i can't live without: White bread, a working toilet, my iron lung, Kleenex, and one of those switchy pens that has four colors in it.

vices: Does anyone on this site really count porn as a vice?

thoughts on sg: It's ok

occupation: Akward, sardonic asshole. Thread Killa'.

current crush: Janeane Garofalo, Maria Bamford

stats: Surly & Grizzly on good days

body mods: Untouched by the needles of pop culture. Also I don't have any money.

gets me hot: I'm male. How difficult could it possibly be?

favorite position: Oh gawd, is there more than one?

fantasy: Something including 40 square feet of Fruit Rollups and an Alfred Hitchcock monologue.

sign: Bridge out 4 feet ahead

most humbling moment: Turning in my sixty-page essay entitled "Why I Hate Every Damned One Of You" in eighth grade, which soon after came to be known as the "Confetti Incident."

i lost my virginity: I bet you would have never guessed.

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Nope

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Support local music. Go to a show., A long, slow, late dinner with friends., Stay in and watch old movies on tv., Internet. All night. Again.

I WANT: Romance, Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Crafty, Arty, Indie Rocker, Designwank, Punk, Bookworm, Electroclasher, Drum & Bass, Geek, Gamer