Tomorrow morning we leave for Disneyland. Five days of fun and adventuresome adventure with three kids, my mother, and an Indian who rides a horse named Freedom.
It's been about five years since I was last there, and I, average American consumer whore that I am, can't wait. Now the last time I was there, I was struck starry eyed by an actress walking around dressed as Mary Poppins, so I've been working on my sure fire pick up lines to help score some sweet, sweet, forbidden childhood icon lovin'. In your opinion, which of these is not only guaranteed to land me Mary, but the chimney sweep, and Mary's wayward cousin Treacle Annie besides?
A) Hello, Mary. I've got a spoonful of sugar for you. (coupled with MUSCLE FLEX, MUSCLE FLEX, then Gene Kelly dance moves)
B) Hello, my name is Medicine... I go down. (as above for fitness routine)
As a side note, I've given up drinking and smoking for the five days of the trip. Yep, I'll vigorously avoid those vices with the same intensity that I pursue them here. Which means that Enterprise rental may get their car back with two or more dead hookers (or possibly chimney sweeps) in the trunk, but I don't think they'll begrudge a man his stress release.
It's been about five years since I was last there, and I, average American consumer whore that I am, can't wait. Now the last time I was there, I was struck starry eyed by an actress walking around dressed as Mary Poppins, so I've been working on my sure fire pick up lines to help score some sweet, sweet, forbidden childhood icon lovin'. In your opinion, which of these is not only guaranteed to land me Mary, but the chimney sweep, and Mary's wayward cousin Treacle Annie besides?
A) Hello, Mary. I've got a spoonful of sugar for you. (coupled with MUSCLE FLEX, MUSCLE FLEX, then Gene Kelly dance moves)
B) Hello, my name is Medicine... I go down. (as above for fitness routine)
As a side note, I've given up drinking and smoking for the five days of the trip. Yep, I'll vigorously avoid those vices with the same intensity that I pursue them here. Which means that Enterprise rental may get their car back with two or more dead hookers (or possibly chimney sweeps) in the trunk, but I don't think they'll begrudge a man his stress release.