into: Soccer, writing, politics, NASCAR, reading, Fill in the blanks.
not into: Leftists. I hate Hendricks Motorsports.
makes me happy: SGs, when FC Dallas or Celtic win, an open mind. Coca-Cola, when Coca- Cola racers win.
makes me sad: SGs, because they would never talk to me, when FC Dallas or Celtic lose, blind, unthinking hatred. The novice in the White House. Pepsi-Cola, when Pepsi racers win.
hobbies: Drinking
5 things i can't live without: An intelligent woman to converse with, property, freedom from authority, many, many books, and nachos to eat while reading said books.
vices: Cigars, alcohol.
thoughts on sg: I love it
i spend most of my free time: Making cupcakes for women,.
occupation: Political hack, Republican Attack Machine.
current crush: Kristy Rossum and Diane Zamora, both serving life sentences for murder.
stats: Short, fat, old, balding
body mods: Look painful.
heroes: Publius Cornelius Scipio Africanus, Quintus Fabius Maximus Verricosis Cunctator
gets me hot: It starts with a kiss.
favorite position: Bottom of sixty nine, lotus, missionary, zero gravity pretzel, whatever my partner wants.
fantasy: Happiness. Of course, Fairuza Balk and a few MLS Cups for FC Dallas would make me happier. So would an endless supply of beer.
sign: Leo. Meow.
most humbling moment: If anyone found out how I vote, I would be kicked off SG. Other than that, pretty much everyday.
i lost my virginity: At age 25, and not by choice.
CIGARETTES: Nope
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman
MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.
MY POLITICS: Grumpy Conservative
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: single
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Support local music. Go to a show.
I WANT: Friendship
MY PIGEONHOLES: Goth, Bookworm
