into: readin, ritin, rithmetic
makes me happy: smiley faces
5 things i can't live without: my five fingers
vices: vice clamp, vice grip, vice president
thoughts on sg: I like it
gender: male
occupation: underwear model
current crush: YOU
stats: 4'17"
body mods: M&M's implanted beneath my eyelids... oh wait, those are my eyes.
gets me hot: the oven
favorite position: I've forgotten
fantasy: to lose my virginity again
sign: Sag
most humbling moment: filling out this profile
i lost my virginity: but only once
I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman
MY STATUS: cheater
MY POLITICS: SMASH THE STATE!!!
MY DRUG USE: In the veins
CIGARETTES: I have black lungs
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
POT: I'm a total stoner
MY KINK FACTOR: I will pee on your dog while wrapped in clingfilm.
MY PIGEONHOLES: Straight Edge.