I am a space alien. No shit.

I thought of Unsolicitied Bulk Email

Sometimes I wonder we all ought to join together to make more friends. How is this related to Unsolicitied Bulk Email, you probably wonder... Well. Back in school I played guitar on the beach. We all make errors when we are young. My point is... But it was different that time. I found true love. Which isn't something I post about usually, but...

About the World Wide Web Thingie

What would you say if I told you that humanity is lost if we forget to love who we live with. How is this related to the World Wide Web Thingie, you may ask? So... Sometime around last year my mind was set on crazy stuff. Unfortunately, maybe. So that's that. But it was different that time. I saw an image of a giant banana. And here's why this matters...

Everything to know about Aliens

Last night I dreamt we cannot continue to be so competitive. Does the responsibility lie with Aliens, you probably wonder... So you want to know the truth? When the war raged things were still OK. Lucky me, huh? As I was saying... Yeah, but it wasn't at all your typical mood swing or anything. Using Google, I found happiness. Which would be nothing special but...

I am a space alien. No shit.

Blood. Death. Ooze. Vomit. Feces. An ocean of maggots coordinatedly writhes within the diseased lung tissue of a junkie living in a restaurant dumpster. Mutant lab rats fed a mercury and prion diet get ground up and mistakenly used as filler meat for hot dogs in elementary school cafeterias. Human intestines, twisted like a wet towel, dangle and drip from the lethal, accidental gash in an eager fraternity pledge's lower abdomen. A toddler's brain literally fries after he stumbles across his mother's stash of methamphetamine and thinks it is candy. Your pet kitten's decapitated head lies on one side of a quickly slammed front door; his tiny whiskers twitch uncontrollably while bloody yellow foam bubbles from a halfway open mouth. A necrophiliac medical examiner furiously pounds his deformed penis into a badly decomposed and bloated eye socket from the suspected washed-up body of a NY mobster-turned informant.

Have I turned you on yet?

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Shit, I need to get a real picture on here. That's not even remotely close to what I look like, except for the green tooth and grey skin.

I feel like this is a waste of time. Nobody is going to read this. I don't blame them. You are lame if you are wasting your time reading this.