you are off all week?! bastard! and you aren't coming down here?

have fun record shopping, what are you getting?

well i ruined the brisket, was baking cookies and left the oven at 2350 instead of at 200, so it was this dried up piece of shit, which in turn made us go to the store and buy something quickly to replace it so we got corndogs (which went over well) but this all threw me off for making breakfast so I got 5 tombstone pizzas and 2 bottles od champagne so we could have mimosas and pizza during that boring ass bears game, eh well.

I could use an egg sandwich right now

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