age: 37 (Aug 23, 1974)

MEMBER SINCE: December 2003

occupation: Ennui

body mods: Gained 35 lbs to play the fat version of me 6 years ago

crush: My Wife

gets me hot: Summer Sun; Hot Water; Warm Clothing.

sign: Lirgo

makes me happy: Good People

i lost my virginity: ???

makes me sad: Bad People

fantasy: To be disgustingly wealthy