The forth of July, Independence Day; more like my independence from reality day (my god, I must have drank 15 beers, I had multiple shots of jagermeister, and a few martinis)...!!! Then when I tried to light fireworks( alcohol + explosives = BAD) I burnt my thumb...I will never drink again!!!
uni:
I know only one person who said after drinking that he'll never drink again and he never did.
rake:
Yup. Hamilton. Canada. The land of the Beaver.