Ok....this time I feel a liiiiittle guilty that I am so out of touch. I am gonna place the blame squarely on the person who distracted me.

Yeah. She's cute. I tried to resist, but I couldn't help myself.

We met in Paris.

And then again in Montreal.

We went to New York.

And we probably grossed people out with too much cuddling.

And then she came to find me in the magical happy rainland in which I live.

I do have a life outside my lovelife....but this is all the update you get for now because my buddy is trying to get me out of the house. Rude.

Meanwhile, tell me, pornoland. What have I missed in your beautiful worlds?

♥

I feel a little remiss on posting here.

Not bad enough to apologize mind you, but almost, tentatively, guilty.

I went to Montreal for the holidays....

It is a cold place, but to be real, I hardly noticed. I had a beaver cap and good company.

And also, copious amounts of alcohol.


Consider this update part 1....since I'm pretty sure that I'll never finish if I try to fit a month+ into one post.

So, porno people....what have I missed in your worlds?

Overdue post? ....GO!

I never really posted about it on here because...well...I don't have the time for the sad that I've been putting off, but my baby bird died....and Water got sick too....so I've been spending a lot of energy on trying to get her to fat back to a normal size. She's looking better but not great..

It's pretty much put me in a depression....I just feel stressed and helpless.



I've been going to work, aerial, and running, and that's about it. And the running isn't great because I sprained my vagina and it rather...hurts. Plus, it's gotten cold.



And the cold seems to agitate the screaming crotch pain, probably because my muscles don't warm up, and they tense against the cold, and the cold distracts me from the pain I should be cognizant about.

I'm trying to get back to normal fun redonk though, I promise!



Anyhow....tomorrow I'm heading up to Canadia to spend ten amazing days with imhara! We miiiight drive down to meet up with pinkamena, but we haven't really figured out our plans.

Basically all that I know is that I'm going to be really bloody cold!



That's all I got. Heading out to a party....Hopefully I'll magically get home at a reasonable time...because I'm not exactly done packing and I need to get on the train to the airport around 4:15am~!

Wish me happy travel adventures!

♥

I hit 500 miles in my 1,000 mile year this wednesday.

I also hit 50,000 words in a pretty bad novel for nanowrimo.

I also sprained my vagina - this time on the left side.. It's not nearly as badly as my right side chotch-sprain earlier this fall.

The only guess I have as to what's happening, is that my natural turn-out is causing me to use my inner muscles more than my outer muscles when I run, especially if I stop concentrating on keeping my legs turned in. Because I noticed I was okay to run if I very forcibly turned my knees in so my legs were crossing as I ran. It's definitely not a common runner's injury, and I know my turnout is kind of a unique thing about my body, so it makes some sense.

I've decided to take this as a good thing....my body is evaluating which muscle fibers are useful and weeding out the ones that aren't as great. I'll come out of it stronger...right?



So now that I've hit 500, I'm taking a wee break from the running so I don't agitate the moneymaker.

One thing I've noticed about myself is I'm a stubborn little fuck when it comes to my goals. I'm about 2 months ahead on my running...and yet choosing not to run every day is....I dunno... completely counterintuitive...?

I donated blood today. Yay!

I also hit 498.9 miles in my 1,000 mile year. Which means that a) I’ll hit 500 miles tomorrow* and b) that I’ll be it’s gonna be extra super hard for me to get out of bed and hit that mark.

And, if I hadn’t mentioned it, I’m doing nanowrimo for the sixth year in a row. November 30 is the last day to write toward the 50,000 word goal…and currently I’m at 48,234 words.

Tomorrow should be a big day for numbers starting with 5s and ending with 0s.


* I started counting miles on July 11, my birthday, so this puts me almost a month and a half ahead of schedule… I’ll be falling behind once I start cross training for the half-mare in april.




I know I've been really absent from SG....I've had some unhappy stuff happening in my little world, and it's just overwhelmed me....I'll try to post a more real update on Thursday, when I have one less thing to stress about...

A while ago, I was at a book reading, and right behind the author was this biography of David Bowie. I kept glancing at the cover and thinking it was a picture of me. Apparently we look a lot alike and I never bothered to notice.

So when my department decided to do an 80s wedding as our Halloween theme, I knew what I had to do:

Get a mullet.

Oh yes I did.


The next step was to grow some balls.

So....today at work we had a costume contest.

Did I win? Very yes.

I was told that my win was for having the sheer audacity to wear this to my work. You should know that I normally wear a suit to work. So I caused a bit of a stir, rocking out with my cocking out.

People were staring at my crotch all day. Just for fun, I kept finding excuses to go into my coworker's cubicle while he was on the phone, and standing with my wang aimed at him. I was crying half the day from laughing too hard.

You actually can't tell in this picture how very distracting my junk was. I actually had to give one coworker a good long look at my ass to cleanse his eye palate. Then, by the powers of the 'tocks, he lost all powers of speech.


Some important things I learned today:

- Why men are constantly adjusting. That shit keeps moving around.

- Men get elevator eyed all the time....and the boob dip is far less subtle than the boob dip.

- Some people really look at a penis; others don't notice them at all.

♥


Oh, PS!! I named my penis: The Game Changer.

Oh my stars.

Halloween weekend.

My costume is amazing.

But you don't get to see it yet.

A few weeks ago, I promised elodyKat a picture of naked lunch.

Obviously I am unable to resist an excuse to go all nudie with the camera....but somehow I forgot to post it. So I am sorry for that tremendous oversight. It was cruel and dastardly and has hereby been rectified.

That said, I really need more time in my life for nakedness.

Mainly, I've been working late, doing lots of aerial, and also lots of running.



I actually wore out my running shoes.


It made me sad....these are the shoes I learned to run in. So they're sort of an extension of my own feet.

I promise I don't have a weird excercise fetish...it's just I'm really focused on this 1,000 mile goal, which was really intended to help me streamline my fitness so I'd be a better climber and aerialist. So the pullup bar is for aerial, and the running is for....well honestly so I can say I ran 1,000 miles this year, and make people say oh, wow.

I made a new house rule that every time I pass under the pullup bar I have to do a pullup. It's like mistletoe.

Only problem is this pullup bar is at the door to the little hallway that divides my living room from my bedroom, bathroom, and closet....so I'm constantly walking under it....and often when I really have to pee, or with my hands full, or just after putting on a suit.

I've had to get a bit creative about how I obey this rule without setting down everything I'm carrying every time I pass the bar.

It is 12:01 a.m.

Officially October 20.

Millions of people are wearing purple as a sign of support for lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT) youth and to speak out against bullying. Spirit Day was started in 2010 by teenager Brittany McMillan as a response to the young people who had taken their own lives.

Individuals, schools, organizations, corporations, media professionals and celebrities will wear purple, which symbolizes spirit on the rainbow flag.

Getting involved is easy — participants are asked to simply “go purple” on October 20 as we work to create a world in which LGBT teens are celebrated and accepted for who they are.

More info?

Don’t forget to show your support!

Put on something purple!!