I'm back on the best thing to hit the internet after someone went "I'm tired of waiting 3 hours for a 30sec porn clip to download" and invented broadband!
Oh my lovelies how I've missed you all and quite frankly can't quite figure out why its taken me so long to actually get back to this site. I'll blame the ex. Thats probably because she wasn't sympathetic to me talking to fit tattooed girls and fans of such wonderful creatures around the world. Combined with the ever increasing workload. But frankly these are excuses because I should of come on here at 3am in the morning if thats what it would have taken!
So a quick update, I moved to London worked a lot, went out a little (very boring) and then thought I love the capital but I love Bristol more. So now I'm back to where I was before and loving it. Working for the government in defence and finding it all very interesting, working hard and partying harder (much, much happier).
Thats the employment update, now for the juicy stuff. I've been doing some charity fundraisers which included me giving up smoking and drinking for 3 months. I combined it with eating clean healthy food (which also caused me to start following random people who were smoking even into buildings I shouldn't go into and stopping outside of a burger bar and almost weeping at the smell of a double bacon cheese burger). The result was £550 raised for Children of Addicted Parents and Leukaemia and Lymphoma research trust, 10kg of lost weight and a physique thats becoming quite a bit more tight and defined. Even my friends who haven't seen me in a while have commented on the fact that I seem to have 'upgraded'. After the 3 months the first thing I did naturally was to poor myself a large single malt and buy a pack of cigs. But the Gym routine has stuck so it's almost like carbon offsetting.
I dated a few girls, went to an orgy in London and had a great time. A little strange at first but well once you'll all a sweaty mass of people who cares. Then I met a girl, very nice, had a few tattoos one on the inner thigh which I liked a lot. Then went from happiness and light to a little crazy and weird. Didn't like it if I went out with mates and hated any girl friends I had. Then let it slip that I'd slept with a couple of mates (boys and girls) and we split up.
Now keeping it simple and what happens happens, just got to make sure that the next foray into a relationship is with someone with a few more similar tastes.
So what's been happening with you?
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