I don't have enough booze in my hotel room to be listening to the Pogues right now. Shit.

Dinner with Gordon Ramsay two nights in a row. Seriously. My life is pretty awesome right now.

I'm descending into disaster, and the amazing thing (because it's 2011) is that I can only say that on this website because if I say it on any other website, I will be too exposed to bosses/coworkers to be honest. This SuicideGirls thing has come a long way over the last 9 years, I guess.

Leaving for Montreal for work early tomorrow morning. Be gone at least a month. I hear it's a fun town?

My life is ridiculous.

I think it's completely fucked up that in order to spend meaningful time with a girl that I care for, I have to take vacation time away from my job and leave the country.

I think this is an indication that my job is starting to suck.

Come January, I'm heading to Europe. 1 night in London, 8 days in Prague (with probably a road trip to Berlin included), then another night in London and then back home.

Who wants to hang out?

.... then I found out she had 2 kids. Wasn't sure if that increased or decreased my chances for a one-night stand, but either way I figured it wasn't going to make my life less complicated, so I left.

Looking for a new place to live, preferably under $800/month. Just can't afford living alone in this loft anymore; I need to save some money so I can take a vacation. I haven't been on a proper trip in almost 3 years.

Found 2 kick ass situations, both were 4-bd houses with nice yards, sharing with 3 other people, and the people were super cool, but both houses needed someone that could move in right away (like yesterday) and couldn't wait for me, since I have a month left in this place. Hopefully they weren't the only 2 cool situations in LA, and something else will show up soon.

Stress is supposed to help you lose weight, right? So at least I'll have that going for me.

Enough with the depressing stuff.

Today I pickled ramps!