age: 36 (Apr 26, 1972)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2007

occupation: me

makes me sad: Animal cruelty, self important people, golf, politics, dumb asses,

makes me happy: My pug, sex, food, good conversation,

heroes: ironman

crush: curvy,sexy women

fantasy: To win a shitload of money

most humbling moment: Chopping jalapeño peppers at my job. I then had to piss like a mad gorilla came back to my cutting board 15 minutes later my dick was on fire

i lost my virginity: at 9 years old to my friend's 16 year old sister so a could hang with the older kids if i didn't i would not be allowed to be thir friend. the event was a good time.

sign: Don’t have one i am not in a gang

into: Music, art, poetry, pugs, internet, computers, photography, tits, ass, women, movies, culinary arts, languages,

gets me hot: Naked women