into: lucid dreams. water. canyons. crayons. lizards. the sound of whippoorwills on a hot summer night. butterflies. fields of fireflies. juiced ginger and pineapple. a moonless night and the fox in the milkyway. states of grace. being lost in creation. listening. improvising. pops and hissing tubes. howling feedback. multi-phonics and steady tone. bright deeps. high ceilings. infinity pools. a proper rob roy with a twist. Ouspensky. Nietzsche. string theory. R.A.Wilson. T.Robbins. Vonnegut. Dylan. Davis. Coltrane. Elvin. Herbie. Hendrix. hot coals and licking flames. Muddy Waters. canoe trips. cold beer. Bergonzi. glenmorangie. gimlets. watermelon. heat lightning. hummingbirds. hikes. finding buried treasure. coves. montunos. sheets of sound. infra-ultrapolation. Ab-/C. Nabokov. Bulgakov. mysticism. Ixtlan. wisdom. compassion. conviction. conclusion.

makes me happy: Screaming babies.

makes me sad: When some bitch buys the last vegan donut when I'm next in line even though I've never had a vegan donut and even though It'll give me AIDS.

vices: Crack cocaine. Hookers. Soy Lattes.

occupation: I bring you love.

current crush: Ana Vidovic

gets me hot: freckles. tan lines. ass cleavage. ridiculously red candy lipsticked lips on a straw. whispers when no one else is around. butterscotch breath. winks. your voice.

favorite position: just wear your socks and you'll be fine.

fantasy: )) < > ((

most humbling moment: That time Anubis gave me an elephant sized asshole after he caught me using his mummy wrap as a cum rag.