All right, here's what you do (from someone in the know)-

• buy a shotgun


• get a bottle of cheap whiskey


• get a lawn chair


• sit on top of your car all night, drinking whiskey and swinging the gun around, occasionally firing into the air


• complain about "goddamn theiving fucks" loudly


• point gun at random things, including spectators (because trust me, you will have them)

I can about guarantee you won't have problems with thieves if you do this every night.

Awe... that sucks. I'm sorry you got your shit stolen

MisterSatan's idea up there sounds kinda good though...

the best way to detour theifs is with lots and lots of trash.... some needs to make up fake plastic trash...........

MOTHER FUCKERS!!!

Shotguns. Long barrelled for distance and a sawed off short barrel for rippin' those fuckers in half.


God Damn it !!!!

I'm a huge fan of handguns with silencers. Maybe a.38 -- dangle some meth from a treelimb and start firing away! The fuckers.

ouch. that sucks. the stereo is one thing, but to jack the shit you actually need to work? savages.

Fucking meth heads!! Fuck! I have had cars broken into, one time with my briefcase and every scrape of important information about me. (loan paperwork for my house!)

BTW: I have a shotgun and whiskey!!

Same bullshit happened to me right in the middle of downtown in broad daylight. Gouged out my doorlock and took the stereo. Left my cds, I'm assuming because the average crackhead thief doesn't listen to Nobukazu Takemura and such....

Your car isn't booby trapped?

Pffft.

As long as you'll be back.. you taking off somewhere?

Poker Without Cards is excellent.. you've been reading the thread in City of Willows, I presume?

Tiny's on 12th and Hawthorne tonight with me and Les?

Send me your e-mail in case if have emergency jazz guitar needs.

how about 8ish? She's crashed out right now.

Yes! Come dancing with us! I'm sure you could just stand there in that oh-so-debonnaire stance you have and girls will just start shakin' their booties around you hehe

Smoking jacket, check.
Deerstalker hat, check.
Big ass tobaccy pipe, check.

Let's wrangle some meth fiends!