So it seems that I'm getting my money's worth, and the site lets you maintain your account through the time paid.
In the immortal words of my boyfriend, just last night, "I might as well get my money's worth of spank material while I can..."
I should be standing up against the practices of said company, my gut tells me so. However, mere inches below said gut takes over and clouds my brain with kid-like turrets shouts of joyful glee when I see a nice rack on here. No, I'm not saying I have a wiener. Really. Just a strong enjoyment of naked people; however, I dislike so much that I'm being lead around by my wallet to see what I could be seeing for free, if I just had the right friends. ;P
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I'm turning into such a grandma in my old age.
Recently had my first strip club experiences, with my boyfriend. (He too popped his strip club cherry that night.) The place was awesome, called Union Jack's in Portland. (We also hit up Mary's, but a particular dancer there kind of soured us on strippers. For 5 minutes. Hee hee.) Anyway. Am I seriously the only person out there with a minor letdown after the first strip club experience? I hated the corporate aspect. I felt weird for buying something that I revere so much, you know? Sex is seriously one of, if not the, most awesome enjoyments being alive has to offer. Capitalizing off of it apparently makes my tummy turn. I was so torn the night we were there, between what I feel is right within me, and what my libido was pumping through my veins. At one point, afterward, my old man exasperatedly said to me, "Can't you just enjoy it like a normal person?". He's right, I really shouldn't feel that way. I'm too hard on myself or something. I look at the entirety of my friends and think, Why can't I be like them? Why can't I just turn off that button that wants to connect with people, and enjoy the ass in my face for exactly what it is and just that: an ass in my face.
Anyhoo.
So, in a nutshell. I guess I'm gonna be here off and on until the membership runs out. The 'eyes' won ;P
Ok, that was bad, even for me. 
AUG 26, 2007 02:45 PM
That little spot below your belly is RENOWN for getting you into trouble so I wouldn't sweat it.
Don't like strip clubs eh? No big deal really. Me and my love went to a strip ourself a while back and loved every second of it but she doesn't think the same way you do. If it bugs you it bugs you but seriously don't beat yourself up about it. There are plenty of other options out there belive me. If you'd rather find some tits and ass for free of charge then there are couples (or singles if you'd rather) you could meet and hook up with. You could also check out the Power Exchange up in the city which is a sex club through and through. When me and my lady love went up there there wasn't much going on at the time but I did see one rather cute, curvy young lady who had on a see through top and pierced nipples. If only I weren't in such a bad mood what fun we could have had that night! But I digress. Not liking strip clubs for a females is very common and not to be sweated about. Now check out the hot naked chicks and then go fuck your man silly!
Phoenixgirl
I'm lost
May 2006
AUG 26, 2007 04:09 PM
Im too tired to get into it, but I agree with what he said...Guess its just that I get too horny for the girlies
AUG 26, 2007 04:34 PM
It's not that I didn't like the clubs, I realllllly liked them. I guess the reality clashed with the fantasy in my head? I dunno. Hard to explain it. I'm simply a walking dichotomy 100% of the time. Woo! 
AUG 26, 2007 06:14 PM
AUG 26, 2007 07:05 PM
That sounds awesome! We would be very interested in that 
I'm thinking my initial reaction won 't occur so much in the future, now that I'm aware of it
We tried going to the Kit Kat today, but it was closed (though their site said they were open...) The Pink Poodle didn't pan out either, haha. So we're gonna see the Simpsons instead
AUG 26, 2007 07:05 PM
Why do I keep replying here?
AUG 26, 2007 07:09 PM
Strip clubs have always been about making money but there are a few good ones out there where the dancers actually seem like they want to be there and enjoy interacting with the patrons. You just need to try out a few more... it's tough research but someone has to do it!
AUG 26, 2007 08:45 PM
AUG 27, 2007 07:25 AM
AUG 27, 2007 01:30 PM
I think strip clubs are what you make it. I have enjoyed going to the clubs with friends but never take it too seriously. I think there is a corporate aspect to it. The girls are there to make money not friends. Some are nicer than others. I think the strip club experience is more of a bonding experience with the group of people you are with.
Glad that you are getting your money worth and are still around!
EvilMonkeyMuffin
Ottawa, ON
July 2005
SEP 25, 2007 10:35 PM
I've worked strip clubs so they have little appeal to me now. It's like watching the magician stuff the rabbit in the hat.
After a while the patrons are more fun to watch than the dancers. The come in 4 varieties and never fail to amuse.
Glad you're sticking around!
OCT 19, 2007 05:18 AM
sweetie when you want to see a great looking rack, just take your shirt and bra off and look in the mirror. better yet take some pictures and share it with the rest of us 
OCT 20, 2007 10:28 AM
thx for your frindship my sweety i'm very very glad today becouse i have a new marvellous friend ...you !!! i love your style....you are great and gorgeus...have a nice weekend...i send a ig big kiss for you !!!
