Member: naiad

naiad likes a dark club with pounding bass.

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My Testimonials
vader

vader

Las Vegas, NV
OLD SKOOL

OCT 01, 2004 02:37 AM

"tis da shizzy"

Sicily

Sicily

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

JUL 26, 2004 11:50 PM

"naiad is a fucking bitch and suffers from genital herpes. she is also handicapped and pees in a bed pan. i love her so much that i sometimes clean her urine stained sheets.

i heart my naiad! she is one of the most loyal people i know and can out crazy any mutherfucking crack head! if you fuck with her you are likely to die!"

Pokes

Pokes

Vancouver, BC
October 2003

FEB 20, 2004 02:04 PM

"Naiad is my idol. She knows what is up, musically, fashionably, and in any and every other regard aswell! And have you seen her jewelery? This girl has steez and i bet she knows how to shake her tailfeather. Stay cool kiddo, don't ever change!"

trismegistus

trismegistus

USA
August 2003

DEC 14, 2003 11:04 PM

"oh my fucking god - NO TESTIMONIALS? well i'll put an end to that, and right smart like...because i am a testimonializing whore.


NAIAD, despite popular opinion, is NOT the illegitimate offspring of Ed Asner and Tammy Fae Bakker, and furthermore she is in no way related to the 900 Club. (except that it was her idea in the first place...long story) the jewelry that NAIAD makes will beat anything a two-fingered Taiwanese leper could make, any day of the fuckin week! and it's all the more impressive when you consider the fact that all those intricate pieces are made within the rectal lining of her asshole! She just sticks the beads and the metal up there, and in about 6 hours she shits out a masterpiece! It's truly brilliant. Yep, that NAIAD is one talented asshole... and I love her like my own mildly retarded 2nd cousin-in-law.

kiss"