"One of the funniest and coolest guys I know.He might flirt with everyone, but I know he really only loves me! *sigh*"

"He is theeeee coolest! "

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"I have never worked with such a talented actor as you my dear friend. Brando has nothing on you"

"a CHICKEN?!?

i've never had so much fun watching movies. this man is the perfect partner for secret (shhhhhh....) *ahem* clubs. and now, he has all the right tools to fix an air conditioner. amish bunny and ronald mcdonald still need to hook up.....but only this man can make it happen. i've never met anyone so cool. the only way i could ever be cooler, is if my eyballs were secretly cameras."

"if ronald mcdonald was crucified, would he bleed ketchup and mustard?

this man has the answer."