I think I have a resemblance to a budgie!

I have an addiction!

I actually woke up thinking about this today, how very very sad am I!

!'ve not been arsed to use this blog in a while but I thought I would share this with you! Went to watch the circus of horrors last week at the palace theatre, was really looking forward to it....bit disappointed! Wasn't at all as twisted and wierd as I expected it to be, had a shitty band playing the most shitty songs all the way through! I have to admit there was some funny bits to it though! Who wouldn't laugh at a midget dragging a henry the hoover about with his cock while a band plays the shake and vack!

Do u ever get the problem that when ur at work u just really can't stand it and want to be off, but then when you are off it's soooooo borin and a part of you kind of actually want's to be in work? From now on whenever I know that i'm gunna be takin some time off i'm going to make myself a schedule so I don't have one day of bordem!

My mate shone a little ray of light into my life at weekend. It was in the form of a Nathan Barley dvd and it's fucking hilarious. If anyone would like to see pictures of david bowie pissing into a toaster of jamie oliver jumpin in the air naked and slashing freely than watch this!
On a less happy note, work is realy pissing me off at the mo! It's so so cold and unpleasant especially when you have to stand in it for eight and a half hours every day! Although today we did make snowmen on the roof of the block of flats I was on. I also made a snow skull, I was quite impressed with my handy work!

I finalygot round to getting my pics developed from leeds festival this year. Pictures are never as funny as u remember them to of been at the drunken moments that they were being taken. There was a few amusing ones though

There was this passed out guy then we decided to turn into an art masterpiece usin our manky rubbish!


I am ashamed to say that this is me with the money shot face!



My friend likes to have sexual adventures with his blow up sheep



Peace and Fucking BELIEVE!

o.k time for an update!
I am quite sure that when I die it may most probably be from a fatal accident at work! I thought for a brief moment today that it was that moment and I was a goner! I was doing my thing at work up on the scaffolding shuffling along, pining some sofit. I took a little step to the left to reach for a nail and the next thing I know I'v hit the deck and my legs flailng below the scaffold. Y WAS THERE NO SCAFFOLD PLANK THERE!! Where theres a blame theres a claim eh! I'v never shit myself so much in my entire life.
I'v just realised today that it's this week lamb of god are playing manchester. I could afford to go but what money I get paid this week has to go towards the completion of my tattoo. Nevermind I still get to see send more paramedics next week, jumpin about stage dressed as zomies!

xx bobby the bastard xx

Send more paramedics hit manchester again on 15th november! WHOOOOOO!

o.k so i haven't updated for a while, so i guess now is the time! Had a great weekend, went to a fancey dress party on friday night! This is what me and the gonz looked like!


Saturday night i was at a club in manchester when to my suprise i bumped into sicknote, i insisted on buying him a drink! I also saw sky, i do not recall much of the night coz as usual i was wasted!
Anyway heres a couple of recent pictures of me and gonzo when we are not in fancey dress!

The gonz


Me

ahhhh, i am so skint at the moment it's untrue! 3 and a half weeks ago i started getting my tattoo done! So far i have had 6 hours of work done on it and it is no where near finished! I have chipped into my savings big time to get this done, but i know it's worth it! Woul anyone like to rent me to feed this addiction? i have many tricks!

oh the worst pic didn't come out so here it is again!