NEWS: US Secretly Funding Iranian Insurgency?

annnnd the content-free off-topic one-liner--a stockula trademark, indicating he's...

Barack Obama's Berlin Speech

it can be highly successful, yes, in the correct situation. i'm not convinced that...

Let's make up new swear words/phrases.

cuntslop. "that dude is is four quarts of cuntslop."

Barack Obama's Berlin Speech

i wouldn't say that was the mistake we made in Korea. it's not really germane, though.

Barack Obama's Berlin Speech

er, are you postulating that the US has not already lapsed into imperialism? because...

Barack Obama's Berlin Speech

seriously. the only difference between Brzezinski and the hobo on the corner shouting...

Mary Jane Watson's Playboy Pictorial

citizens agree, and repeat their most recent demands with added emphasis!

No more stupid kid names?

the version i heard, they pronounced it "feh mah leh".

Mary Jane Watson's Playboy Pictorial

citizens demand pix! and possibly a set!

Barack Obama's Berlin Speech

psh, those are just facts. i don't know why anyone would believe those!

NEWS: US Secretly Funding Iranian Insurgency?

i'm not saying i believe X_Racer_X's story; i automatically discount anything anybody...

NEWS: US Secretly Funding Iranian Insurgency?

it's not like he's said anything that isn't on CNN.

Give a caption to the profile pic above you

Xerxes totally wanted to do me.

Predictions for next Batman movie villain

thank god. i thought i was the only person on the planet who thought Hush was kinda...

Batman: Gotham Knight

it was made for me: part kid, part anime nerd, part american comic purist... and...

Yes the Joker was great but...

it wouldn't have been nearly as good a film if it had presented that decision in a...

NEWS: Jimmy Fucking Carter

i'm not aware of making any personal attacks in that post. you have, through misspelling...

NEWS: Jimmy Fucking Carter

"Radivich"? what, doesn't Alaska pay you enough to afford Hooked on Phonics? it's...

NEWS: US Secretly Funding Iranian Insurgency?

actually, my life's probably at its highest point so far, and only going up. your...

NEWS: US Secretly Funding Iranian Insurgency?

and the fact that you're gleeful about it proves you have no idea what's going on.

Celebrity Superheroes

no, he always said it. nowadays, we tape his mouth shut, so he always says "MMPH MMMM...

NEWS: US Secretly Funding Iranian Insurgency?

i'd like to think Kissinger would be bright enough to not piss on a hornet's nest...

Barack Obama's Berlin Speech

i don't have any direct evidence that the Minoans were dickheads at any point in their...

Predictions for next Batman movie villain

i'd actually like to see Robin show up soon. the Robin factor is a very interesting...

Barack Obama's Berlin Speech

oh, just the big, obvious stuff--don't make extensive or prolonged use of death camps,...

Barack Obama's Berlin Speech

with two exceptions--one of which i just fixed--i have been. i'll try to keep the...

Barack Obama's Berlin Speech

i'm not sure what you mean by "legitimacy". and cynicism isn't something i need to...

Barack Obama's Berlin Speech

see my revised post. i added an explanatory paragraph.

Barack Obama's Berlin Speech

"he's still a politician." yes, i'm being slightly facetious. however you phrase...

Barack Obama's Berlin Speech

true--except from the point of view of a nation that sees an opportunity to become...

Barack Obama's Berlin Speech

possibly. on the other hand, advances in global culture often seem to spring from...

Barack Obama's Berlin Speech

i'm not excusing it, just pointing out the way the world has always--and probably...

Barack Obama's Berlin Speech

the reigning empire has never been able to see itself clearly.

Barack Obama's Berlin Speech

the jelly donut thing is actually an urban leg--shit, beaten to it.

Say It Ain't So: MTV set to remake Rocky Horror

dammit! nipple--er, janet!

John McCain flat out lies about being critical of Iraq War

he could if he wanted to. he just doesn't feel like it.

Say It Ain't So: MTV set to remake Rocky Horror

i would argue that, at this point, how "good" or "bad" RHPS is has become irrelevant.

Yes the Joker was great but...

really? i've always seen the Bruce Wayne persona portrayed as a playboy with a big...

Die a hero (a survey)

*spoilers*

Is Tae Kwon Do for Me?

*applause*