I can has?

yum.

also:

That sounds amaaaaaaazing.

My mom used to bake fresh bread and put things like healthy, homecooked roast beef sandwiches with a side of salad, an apple, and milk in my thermos. I assumed she did it because she hated me and wanted me not to fit in with the other kids and their baloney or PBJs on white. Fast food did happen but it was such a rarity that I can totally relate...

I love how you're always first into the breech on subjects that follow the pattern of having a demonstrably positive liberal-oriented goal, but seem to be taking a poorly-conceived or rife with unintended consequences approach to reaching that goal .

Really. I do. Have I mentioned that lately?

I'm always in my under-roos, smoking a cigarette, debating if it's worth the hassle of trying to sensibly argue a counter-position that simultaneously supports the goal while arguing with the methods. If I'll be able to do so without losing my cool, before finally, giving up, leaning back and deciding it's probably just not worth the hassle, even if a successul and mutually amicable conclusion can be reached with the multiple people with whom I share more ideals than not, but occasionally disagree.

Hmm. Having written all that, it now feels like a moral cowardice that I'm not comfortable knowing I have, rather than a utilitarian analysis of where to best expend my energy and time.

Also?

JESUS. That shit will fucking kill you, and you're like thirty-seven times healthier than me.

Request:

Convince me to read all the Black Company books without spoilers. I'm afraid to read the thread in the Fantasy group.

I love A Song Of Ice and Fire. Had problems with Prince Of Nothing.

Thanks. I'll read them.