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Now that blogs are coming back into feed, let me begin by saying that in the next day or two when this pops up, it'll be great to have a job.

I say this because it's entirely possible I could have a job.

Don't say it's a good thing though.

My college had a job fair and I went. Of the places I applied to, one came back to me and I'm going on a small road trip to get there and interview in a group. The job sucks.

My neighbor has an in for me at a car parts dealership. I'd be delivering car parts, driving an hour and a half there and back, waking up at the damn crack of dawn to do it, and all five years of me going to college is worth spit for it. Joy to the fucking world.

You ever see that episode of South Park where the kids have to vote for either a turd sandwich or a giant douche?

George Burns (I think) said that he'd rather be a failure at something he loved than success at something he didn't. I know what he means.

And here's the kicker. I've been looking for a job for the past twelve months. Now I've found two. So why am I fucking bellyaching?