Japan is making me fat. Or at least I fear it is.

Alright, so I've been in fair ol' Bishkek, Kyrgyzstan for over a week now. And, I must confess it is exactly the kind of third-world hell hole I was hoping for.

That and the girls are hot-t-t--t-t, and dress like Christina Aguillera is a bit modest.

My flight to Amsterdam was cancelled, so by the time I finally got there I missed my connection to Istanbul.

On a bright note, that means I am now high, chillin' Centraal AMS style.

I leave for Kyrgyzstan at 0825. Fuck....what have I gotten myself into this time?

Hopefully, I'll be able to get my sg/Robin fix from there. But, then again, maybe not.

Why am I in Palm Springs? It's not like I like weather so hot I can barely breath, sweating profusively, or having my sweaty balls stick to my thighs. Gag me.

Alright, I have a problem, and unfortunately this particular problem is a lot less fun than my hair product binge.

I haven't just gotten an erection in 9 days. I forced myself to masturbate once during that time and not only did it not feel good, I really couldn't get quite the rod of steel I am used to.

What the fuck is going on? Nearly every girl I've ever gone out with has told me I'm the dirtiest horn-dog they've ever gotten nasty with and now thjs????

Has not fucking for two months finally taken a victim?

I finally made it all the way to San Diego. Now I must go drown myself in mexican food.

Hittin' the road today.

Goodbye Chicago. Hellllllllloooo San Diego.

I spent $107.71 on my hair today.

My name is Chris, and I have a problem.......

($43 haircut, $29.50 Shampoo, $30.00 Conditioner, plus tax for the last two)

I just received this in an email and it brightened up my evening.

"First off, I cannot believe that a clearly straight guy who enjoys shopping and design can't get laid. I plain refuse to believe it. You're even more masculine
than a metrosexual, even though you dress better than one too!
I am shocked."