my life has felt dangerously incomplete since i beat donky kong for my gba earlier this week.

As all of you dedicated readers of my journal know, on my entry for 07-10-2003 I mentioned how it looked like I was getting bitch slapped by a girl I have a crush on.

Fear no longer! It seems as if it was all a misunderstanding and flirtatious banter was resumed today.

Yeah, mitsou, that's right.....you're the man.....errr, you're the #1 stud.

I remembered that today was my passport's one year birthday. Since I got her, and let me just say, she's a real beauty, I've gone to Brazil, Malaysia, Cambodia, Hong Kong (and Macau), Myanmar, Vietnam and Thailand. And, as a few of you know, I'm off to Central Asia in the fall.

I'm only partially attempting to brag, mainly I just wanted to say, that it has been a pretty awesome year and I shouldnt forget it.

Now all I have to do is make sure I'm able to cash in on Robin's entreaties to lick her ass and I'll be set.

Something kind of strange happened this weekend, I actually got homesick! I moved away 2 years ago and now I feel homesick? Well, to be fair, it was an emotional event. You see, I finally made it to the one and only Trader Joe's in Chicago. And while wandering the aisles I couldn't help but be overwhelmed...I thought I was going to break down and start crying in the frozen food section and no, it wasn't because of the Trader Jose's frozen burritos.

However, with that emotional moment behind me and lot's of delicious food in my possession I ended up having a much nicer weekend than expected. My roomie/ex gf's loser boyfriend was out of town (hopefully having a very painful and physically scarring dental procedure) so I've been buddied up with her like it was the good ol' days.

And we saw an excellent movie last night, and no, it wasn't f-ing Pirate movie, Swimming Pool, very sexy, very good, lot's of hot French hinny. Truly e-r-o-t-i-c.

it involves, specifically, WET brand lubricant

ok, so today was a good day because:

1. I picked up a hot-t-t-t internet girlfriend. Thanks Robin!

2. A professor I really like said some nice things to me. (How sapstic is that?)

and today sucked because:

1. It looks like I'm in the process of getting dissed by a hot-t-t-t non-internet girl.

2. I'm in day 2 of my super abrasive, absolutely no drinking allowed, 2 month long, anti-biotic regimine.

my penis was given a clean bill of health today

Ok, so I was told again that I look like Harry Potter.

Wow, living with your the ex gf you still wish you were together with, sucks ass!