Wow...Paige and I are fucking sick. RaeAensland = Paige, xxbathoryaria = me.

Rae Aensland: Have you seen my hunting knife..... I have no clue what I did with that damn thing
xxbathoryaria: no idea
xxbathoryaria: maybe you left it inside that girl
Rae Aensland: probably
xxbathoryaria: stupid bitch
Rae Aensland: No use getting it back now than
xxbathoryaria: nah. just get a new one.
Rae Aensland: SHe's buried by now
Rae Aensland: Nah I got another
xxbathoryaria: good deal. dont lose this one next time.
Rae Aensland: I think your next on the list so I shouldn't be able to forget it
Rae Aensland: Oh wait sorry misplaced an A.... Anns next
xxbathoryaria: you cant kill me, i'm your embalmer. who else is going to deal with the messes you make.
Rae Aensland: I don't know it's been taking you extra long to embalm those corpses... I don't know if your sticking with the plan
xxbathoryaria: so i like to fuck around with them a little bit. give me a break. its not like you're paying me.
xxbathoryaria: besides...you always pick my type.
Rae Aensland: You get to keep all the hearts you want
Rae Aensland: I think thats payment enough
xxbathoryaria: alright alright
Rae Aensland: Yea, must be a damn curse
Rae Aensland: I'll give you an extra hour to do whateveryou want with the corpses.... but no bananas
Rae Aensland: I mean it....
xxbathoryaria: dammit
xxbathoryaria: but they fit just right
Rae Aensland: Bananas aren't right.... really.... I mean it's yellow
Rae Aensland: Fit what? I'm talking about the color
xxbathoryaria: nevermind that...
Rae Aensland: Dead decaying corpse just doesn't go good with yellow
Rae Aensland: It's sooo last year
xxbathoryaria: dead bitches dont care
xxbathoryaria: and neither do i
Rae Aensland: Now plums... thats a fruit that goes good with greengrey decaying flesh
xxbathoryaria: matches their lips
Rae Aensland: Yeah I know you like lingering on those lips....
xxbathoryaria: which ones
Rae Aensland: It's hard to stich them up I bet while you got your tougne in there lol
xxbathoryaria: never could turn down a girl when she's got that glassy look in her eyes
Rae Aensland: I understand... I get that way too when I get through that first layer of flesh and move to stomp on the rib cage....
Rae Aensland: Wow I'm starting to creep myself out
xxbathoryaria: hahaha yeah you know whtas funnier is if someone were to come across this conversation we might get investigated.
Rae Aensland: lmao
Rae Aensland: Im posting it on BME
xxbathoryaria: cause wow i'm a corpse fucker and you're a serial killer