"bestest one for advice on everything. wise beyond her years. cutest girl. she likes it when i call her ma'am. i like it when she calls me cutie.."

"ah the pisser...
the pisser's favorite number is (27), she likes it a lot when you post it in her journal
she also loves "pho", despite the fact that she pronounces it wrong, i've tried desperately to help her with her little problem, but she likes saying "foe" i guess..."