This weeks @bloghomework is "Tell us your favorite lame joke(s)!"
Yesss! I'm absolutely terrible at telling jokes, I usually mess up the punch line or start laughing before I can finish. But jokes are awesome! And I feel like the younger generation doesn't really tell jokes like we do or our parents do. And jokes are great! I love laughing! Anyway, here's a few of my favorite lame jokes!
-What's brown and sticky?
.....a stick.
-Why can't ghosts have babies?
.....cause they have hallow weenies.
-I went to the zoo the other day and there was only one dog there....... It was shitzu. (Shit zoo)
-How do crabs get out of hospitals?
.....on crotches.
And there we have it! I hope I made you laugh a little! Have a great day!
Xoxo