My coworker came by my desk today and said “So… I met up with your friend John yesterday.” I said “Nice. How did it go?” She said “How do you think it went? I can’t believe you’d set me up with someone like that.” I said “What you mean? He’s smart… funny… successful. The dude owns his own business. What else do you want in a guy?” She said “He’s a dwarf! Why didn’t you tell me?” I said “I DID tell you.” She said “You did NOT tell me that. All you said was that he’s a small business owner.” I nodded. She stood there, glaring at me for a few moments and said “‘Small’ business owner. Funny.” I said “Oh that reminds me… I have some Jump ‘n Jammin coupons in case you guys go out again.”