occupation: Professional Geek (no chickens involved)
current crush: you, of course.
stats: decidedly average
body mods: just the nipples
heroes: Bruce Lee & Chuck F'ng Norris
gets me hot: corsets; hard nipples; that line formed by the pelvis; quad proc opterons; that sort of half lip bite that chicks do; ...
favorite position: that one where you're trembling
sign: Thickly Settled
i lost my virginity: looking up