Maxx's October 06, 2002 blog

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OCTOBER 6, 2002 @ 11:11 PM

I am: on antibiotics. I dye my hair too much and my scalp will soon melt off. One day I'll be a dirty old man. I spend too much of my day doing stuff that I would have plenty of time to do if I just did the stuff that needed to get done first, but I don't. I also do my best to avoid sleep.

I enjoy: long walks on the beach, romantic music, moonlit picnics, giving massages, lying in personal ads

I am looking for: a really really hot girl. Must enjoy: blowing me while I'm playing video games. Doing dishes. Washing windows. Cooking. Bringing me beers while I watch football. Doing Laundry. Having sex with me. Having sex with her hot lesbian girlfriends and me. She must be wealthy and enjoy giving me lots of money and buying me stuff. Is this too much to ask?

INDIE

Reseda, CA

OLD SKOOL

OCT 06, 2002 11:32 PM

I don't think that you scalp will melt off. I believe that I have dyed my hair more than you... so I think that you will be fine. Plus you better be nicer about that girl your looking for.. or I will smack you in you hurting ass again.

daze

Oceanside, CA

August 2002

OCT 06, 2002 11:46 PM

you're describing me to a T...except for the fact that i'm not a girl.

damn my penis, yet again.

Alice

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

OCT 06, 2002 11:50 PM

looks like daze is implying that he wants to have sex with you...

digdug

Portland, OR

OLD SKOOL

OCT 06, 2002 11:50 PM

WOW That's amazing! I think we are both looking for the same girl!

badm0j02

I'm lost

August 2002

OCT 07, 2002 12:53 AM

that sounds like a long list...

Thanks for coming last night.

rawr_ima_monster

Los Angeles, CA

July 2002

OCT 07, 2002 01:54 AM

heehee...daze want to do you.
-heeheehee.
Dave

MisterSatan

Portland, OR

August 2002

OCT 07, 2002 08:00 AM

hahahahahahahahaha...

*rewrites own personal ad*

INDIE

Reseda, CA

OLD SKOOL

OCT 07, 2002 10:20 AM

I love Mr. Maxx... I love Mr. Maxx

digdug

Portland, OR

OLD SKOOL

OCT 07, 2002 04:27 PM

Watch out PoopyDve is coming up fast behind you. You better get to posting!

Kinnie

Seattle, WA

September 2002

OCT 08, 2002 12:10 PM

some pulp I suppose. It has to be "fresh" orange juice though, none of that "made from concentrate" stuff. I probably spend like $10 a week on Fresh Samantha orange juice. *hangs head*
The orange juice they serve here is like orange soda with no carbonation. It's that bad.

As for your ad... well, it doesn't hurt to ASK. As for what you're gonna get... well, best of luck there!

rawr_ima_monster

Los Angeles, CA

July 2002

OCT 08, 2002 03:36 PM

glad you like it, I had to deleet my cache just to get it to reload on my computer. I was working on the folio and had to use the clone satamp tool to clean up every edge of every line in that monsters whole goddam body, three times, for each point of the turn-around I was doing. Cleanign up sucks, I just wanna draw.
-the clone stamp tool is my bitch
Dave

caradoc

Baton Rouge, LA

OLD SKOOL

OCT 08, 2002 09:05 PM

Maxx, I had this weird dream the other night about this pale moon. It was so huge and beautiful. Then I woke up on Badm0jo's couch...strange...but the moon had green hair...

Eris

SUICIDEGIRL

Oregon, USA

OCT 08, 2002 10:33 PM

haha. i don't know what prize your personal ad wins but there is definetly an award out there for it.

nice work.

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