Fuck jesus, and fuck the University of Michigan. Regardless of whether you give a shit about jesus or not, everyone will soon be subjagated to celebrating his alleged birth. Congratulations on all the useless shit you've accumulated over this season of terrible road conditions! jesus died for your coffee machine and Transformers DVD, apparently.
Why the anger you ask? That's not how jesus and the many retailers banking on this holiday want me to feel?! For christ's sake, fuck off, jesus.
The universtiy is closing down for a slightly less than overtly religious "winter break." That leaves university employees like myself fucked out of two weeks pay, and right before we have to buy books for our new classes and shit for relatives we would never talk to if we were not socially obligated to.
Why can't we let the christians have a holiday in their own little world, without them bothering us?
Merry christmas, happy hanukkah, kwazy kwanza or a fun fucking festivus to us all.
Why the anger you ask? That's not how jesus and the many retailers banking on this holiday want me to feel?! For christ's sake, fuck off, jesus.
The universtiy is closing down for a slightly less than overtly religious "winter break." That leaves university employees like myself fucked out of two weeks pay, and right before we have to buy books for our new classes and shit for relatives we would never talk to if we were not socially obligated to.
Why can't we let the christians have a holiday in their own little world, without them bothering us?
Merry christmas, happy hanukkah, kwazy kwanza or a fun fucking festivus to us all.