Roses are red, I got em downtown, get over here and let me pound the brown.

Roses are red, the football I'll punt...

Roses are red, violets are for me, I wouldn't mind, a little blowie.

Roses are red, they bring me to my knees, this time, only use one knuckle please.

Roses are red, oh look what you wear, now get over here, and let me give you a third degree tare.

Roses are red, like described on my blog, now get down on all fours and let me fuck you like a dog.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I want you to bend over and take all of this Jew.

Roses are red, money means zip, how bout we play, just the tip.

Roses are red, I wanna give you a beamer, but I don't have the money, so lets start with a Cleavland steamer.

Roses are red, they make some girls beg, now why don't you come over, and lets fertilize some of your eggs.

Roses are red, you make me feel like I'm in heaven, now bend over, and let me teach you the real meaning of 8:11. (if confused to what 8:11 is, say it over and over really fast, and hopefully you'll get it. if not ask me.)

Roses are red, I may have missed her, but don't worry, I'll just tea bag your sister.

Roses are red, I'll give you a nudge, while i start, packing your fudge.

Roses are red, violets are scum, now I'm gonna stick it in your bum.

Roses are red, I love you to bits, get over here, so I can suck on your tits.


Happy Valentines day everyone!
Capn sails alone...