age: 27 (Apr 24, 1981)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2008

occupation: Consultant

crush: Shakira, yowza!

makes me happy: Kicking Zombie Ass, Cute Puppy Faces, Sex, Kissing, Sunshine, When My Garden Flourishes.

heroes: Anyone who is who they really want to be... flaws and all.

gets me hot: Black Nail Polish, Red Lips, Round Asses, Massive Cleavage, Beautiful Eyes

makes me sad: Meanies, People Who Want To Pop My Balloon, When I Don't Kick Zombie Ass.

body mods: Three tats.

fantasy: All-woman orgy!

most humbling moment: When I drove towards Asheville for the first time.

into: My Husband, Women, Men, Tattoos, Rock N Roll, Colorful Things, My Pets, H2O, My Bootyliciousness, Pickles.

i lost my virginity: A long time ago...