i know i can beat superman in scene it, suck on that man of steel, i need a friend to help me race my tiny toons car racers that came in my happy meal in 1990, also please help me find my penguin glass mug around that same time. my pen name would Urijah Pencil. is it me or do gremlins looks like a cross between an iguana and a sloth. i stared at the sun and it paid for new prescription glasses. you know if tupac was a hologram back then he would not have been able to get shot. i wanna dye my facial hair chrome. i would watch the hell out of tennis if they were allowed to curse when hitting the ball(think about that one), i want to go jaywalking in venice, italy while wearing little floaties that wrap around your arm. do you ever wonder if the cookie monster quietly whispers "fuck" every time he hears "who took the cookies from the cookie jar"