Member: m3mphis

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Member: m3mphis
Member: m3mphis
Member: m3mphis
 

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Interests

Personal

bands:

  1. Iron Maiden
  2. Megadeth
  3. Rhino Bucket
  4. Airbourne
  5. Eminem
  6. Tesla
  7. Cinderella
  8. Queensryche
  9. Dr. Dre
  10. OZZY

films:

  1. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
  2. Suicide Girls Guide to Living
  3. The Breakfast Club
  4. Pulp Fiction
  5. The Dark Knight
  6. Boondock Saints
  7. Boondock Saints 2 All Saints Day
  8. Vanishing Point

books:

  1. Bible
  2. Christine
  3. The Rum Diaries
  4. Anarchist's Cook Book

tv shows:

  1. Dexter
  2. Sparticus
  3. House
  4. Fast N Loud
  5. NCIS
  6. The Simpsons
  7. South Park
  8. Real Time With Bill Mahr
  9. Walking Dead

Video Games:

  1. Rock Band
  2. Guitar Hero
  3. Pac Man
  4. Donkey Kong
  5. Frogger
  6. Asteroids
  7. Centipede
  8. Angry Birds
 

into: Self Abuse, Masterbation, Hot Wet Sticky Sex, Bloodhounds, Tattoos, Jeeps, Weapons, Strange Women, Shaved Pussy, Snuggling, cuddling, 80% devil 20% angel.

not into: Guilt, Regret, Handjobs, Liars, Greed, Violence. Sneaky girls, Self centered people

makes me happy: Family, my dogs, Suicide Girls, Lust, Friends with benefits, Loud bikes, Big Jeeps, Home cooked meals,

makes me sad: Being alone, like I am.

hobbies: Sarcasm, Pool, Guns, Jeeps, Girls, Rooting, Taking things apart that I shouldn't

5 things i can't live without: Sex, Food, Music, Love and Freedom.

vices: What do you have for me today?

thoughts on sg: I love it

i spend most of my free time: Wasting time. Looking for a better way. Sex. Dismantling things that don't need to be.

 

occupation: Zombie Slayer / Land Locked Pirate.

current crush: Only on the best, Rambo

stats: Insane.

body mods: Tattoos

heroes: Indian Larry

gets me hot: SUICIDE GIRLS, Risk, Dark eyes and dark desires,

favorite position: Anything other than missionary.

fantasy: Lots, just ask. Most involve Rambo.

sign: You must be this tall to ride this ride. I like short girls.

most humbling moment: My daughter's birth and her mom splitting when she was 2 and me actually being a good dad.

i lost my virginity: 16 on the hood of my 66 Ford Fairlane. To an older lady, 25.

CIGARETTES: I have black lungs

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Up the nose

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.

MY POLITICS: Politics, who cares?

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories