so i was in the worlds sexy contest. i won first, second, and third place, cause all the other ugly fucks just didnt compare.

My friend Maclay has been bugging me for almost a year to get an account here, and now i have an account and her account is canceled. This is unforgivable. Next time i see her i will pour acid down her pants.

I wanna be a Suicide Guy.

N i wanted someone else to be a Suicide Girl... and now i cant do that. and that makes me sad. Stupid inability to be nude on the net.

But i do get to go to the pub tonight. mmm drinking.

Guess who.