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Let the Kids Speak (and Speak Only to the Kids)

Posted in Culture Apr 27, 2006 by low_culture

Pundits and Opinion-Possessors on both the political left and right have, for years now, been going off on rants about the MSM/"Mainstream Media" and its...

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Exclusive! Get Your Cruise Craziness� Right Here!

Posted in Celeb Apr 26, 2006 by low_culture

Old news, for sure: everyone's who's picked up a glossy magazine or visited YouTube or seen America's best film ever, Scary Movie 4, knows that a...

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eMpire: The Sun Never Sets on the British Web 2.0

Posted in Culture Apr 25, 2006 by low_culture

Sunday's New York Times featured a lengthy...

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Jude Law Wises Up and Gets a Suitably Unattractive Nanny

Posted in Celeb Apr 25, 2006 by low_culture

There's an old British saying that, while often misstated by lesser minds, goes...

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Liberal Hollywood's Love Affair with Fascism

Posted in Celeb Apr 24, 2006 by low_culture

Ah, freedom of the press! How I hate it so!

Let me tell you about my life here in Brentwood, where I'm a successful awards-show producer who specializes...

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Go Wake Up Grandpa and Bring Him Downstairs; The Chinese President is Here for Dinner

Posted in Politics Apr 24, 2006 by low_culture

Last week in Washington, President Bush flipped Nixon's script and welcomed Chinese President Hu Jintao to the White House. Of course, there were numerous...

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In Which V'Ger Is Revealed to be Behind the Dharma Initiative

Posted in Culture Apr 23, 2006 by low_culture

What happens when you group the narrative backgrounds of Keri Russell, Evangeline Lilly, Bruce Willis, and Leonard Nimoy? You get the most exciting news...

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Mo' Money Means Less Money Means Mo' Problems

Posted in Politics Apr 22, 2006 by low_culture

With a deficit as large as ours, perhaps it's no surprise that the U.S. Mint is now losing money in the course of making it. This week, according...

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The New Baseball Code of Conduct: How to Earn Your At-Bats

Posted in Culture Apr 22, 2006 by low_culture

Other than steroids-this-and-that, there hasn't been much national press about San Francisco Giants slugger Barry Bonds' pursuit of Babe Ruth's spot in...

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If Only They'd Have Done This for Someone Talented, Like Chris Farley

Posted in Celeb Apr 21, 2006 by low_culture

ITEM! I've heard it from a reliable source that up-and-coming young actress Lindsay Lohan...

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But Does it Really Count as Brain Damage if the Baby was Born With Full-Fledged Mental Retardation?

Posted in Celeb Apr 21, 2006 by low_culture

According to the National Enquirer (Yes, I know, I feel dirty, too), everyone's favorite...

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"But Just Think of All the Free Press We'll Get if We Cast Her!"

Posted in Culture Apr 20, 2006 by low_culture

What goes through the minds of casting directors working on Broadway?

"Does this actor effectively convey the despair and angst of a man who has lived...

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I'm Neal Brennan, Bitch!

Posted in Culture Apr 19, 2006 by low_culture

In a move that would be akin to airing Seinfeld without Jews, or Everybody Loves Raymond without that annoying working-class comedian guy,...

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I Use Mine to Listen to Creed Instead of Pearl Jam

Posted in Geek Apr 19, 2006 by low_culture

Finally, an affordable iPod has been released...one so affordable, in fact, we suspect that the various Chinese laborers hired by Apple to produce...

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Cruisin' for a Choosin'

Posted in Celeb Apr 18, 2006 by low_culture

Phew! Don't I feel just great! I just stepped out of my Cultural Absorption Chamber, and am now reasonably certain that some film called Mission:...

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Kids Say The Darnedest Things! (And Die The Darnedest Deaths)

Posted in Politics Apr 18, 2006 by low_culture

Two weeks ago, President Bush spoke at Central Piedmont Community College in Charlotte, North Carolina, and took the opportunity to address the audience...

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I'm an Arctic Monkey, and Me Language is Reet Obscure

Posted in Music Apr 17, 2006 by low_culture

Over the past few years, I've moved on from listening to Franz Ferdinand, and then Maximo Park, and then Bloc Party, to whomever else the media has decided...

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Just Cover Moussaoui in Chocolate and Call it Art

Posted in Politics Apr 17, 2006 by low_culture

France has always had a special way of cultivating unique talents in those artists lucky enough to have been born or raised on its soil: from the wistful...

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