My plant is dying. Each day it gets paler and I don't know how to treat it. I know the problem it hasn't eaten anything in days, weeks, months. All its prey has gone into hiding and now it has dried up. And it is not mobile enough to seek them out.
I can't let it out cause the long knives of winter would cut it down for kinderling. Also those damn Indians may still e out there, waiting.
Maybe my plant has leukaemia, maybe it needs radiotherapy. I wonder if the NHS will cover it.
"Nurse my plant is sick."
"Well sir if you could fill out these forms, and a doctor will see it in a few minutes."
"Thank you, oh do you have a pen?"
Name: Sundew Plant.
Age: 9 months.
Height: About 8'inches.
Any History of illness in your family: Father was a vegetarian, refused to absorb insect (may be parsed on Buddhist tendencies).
Do you smoke: No
Etc, etc...
Doctor: "Turns out your right, it is leukaemia."
Me: "Can you do anything?"
Doctor: "No, this is a hospital, not a greenhouse. Now get out and stop wasting my time."
Yeah it would never work. I'll improvise radiotherapy and play it some radio 4; maybe the morning show will work.
I can't let it out cause the long knives of winter would cut it down for kinderling. Also those damn Indians may still e out there, waiting.
Maybe my plant has leukaemia, maybe it needs radiotherapy. I wonder if the NHS will cover it.
"Nurse my plant is sick."
"Well sir if you could fill out these forms, and a doctor will see it in a few minutes."
"Thank you, oh do you have a pen?"
Name: Sundew Plant.
Age: 9 months.
Height: About 8'inches.
Any History of illness in your family: Father was a vegetarian, refused to absorb insect (may be parsed on Buddhist tendencies).
Do you smoke: No
Etc, etc...
Doctor: "Turns out your right, it is leukaemia."
Me: "Can you do anything?"
Doctor: "No, this is a hospital, not a greenhouse. Now get out and stop wasting my time."
Yeah it would never work. I'll improvise radiotherapy and play it some radio 4; maybe the morning show will work.
dudeidontknow
Maybe someone will give you a new one to take it's place, altho you can never REALLY replace a favored plant you know? the new one is just a pale imitation of something you miss alot .
Happy Birthday!